How can I get the salary

Boy: Marry me.. ?
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Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
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Boy: No..
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Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
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Boy: No..
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Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
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Boy: No salary.. but,..
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Girl: No but. You have nothing....
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How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
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Boy: (talk to himself) I hav one villa, 3 property
lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW.?!
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How can I get the salary
when actually I'm the BOSS.

MBA kar ke Pagal ho gai

Ek ladki Roz Subah Darakht ki Daal pe Chadh ke Baith jati thi...
.
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Pucho kyo??
.
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MBA kar ke Pagal ho gayi thi.
.
.
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Apne Aap ko 'Branch' Manager samajhti thi.

tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho

Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho?

Boy:bolo kia karun?

Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?
...
Boy: phir kia zameen k gird tmhare abu ghoomen ge..:-P :D

*Attitude of girls*

*Attitude of girls*

When a boy sends dirty sms to a girl....!

She laughs for 10 minutes..
... ... ... Forward dat message to her friends..!

&
then replies to the boy: "i dont like that kind of sms ok!"
:P
:D

it is damn true :)

pee kay gaari mat chalana

Gf:"pee kay gaari mat chalana
bohat
accident ho rahe hai..
.
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Bf:"Thnks baby, u are so caring..:)
.
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Frnd:"Pee kay gaari mat chala yar
bohat accident horahe hai
.
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Boy:"Saale apne Baap ko mat
sikha...:p :O :D :D

Classic Insult

Classic Insult :
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Once a boy Uploaded a photo
holding a dog
on Facebook..
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Girl commented : "Which one is
you?"
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Boy replied : "The One holding
you.." ;) :P :D