I broke up my relation

I broke up my relation..
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with books ...
Bohat hogya yaaaarr...
Hmary bech main kuch
understanding hi nahi ..

Arey ullu k pathe us mein farak kya hai?

Dad: "Tujhe school se kyun nikala...??
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Pappu: "Sir ne pucha 2 aur 3 kitne hote hain, main bola 5..
Phir pucha aur..3 aur 2...????
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Dad: "Arey ullu k pathe us mein farak kya hai...??
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Pappu : "Exactly, maine bhi ye hi bola thaa...ki "Arey ullu k pathe us mein farak kya hai."

Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:"
University se mera result check kar ke aa
ke batao..!!
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Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba
hongey!
Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to
kehna ke:" ek momin ki taraf se salaam..
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Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:" 2
musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!
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Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or
bola..
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Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat
ki taraf se salaam.

Heights of coolness

Heights of coolness....... !!!

Two best friends coming out of the examination
hall with chips and coke in hands..
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First friend: Which paper was it??
Second friend: I guess it was maths...not sure:P .
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1st: (surprisingly): You read the question paper??

2nd: NO..! I saw a girl sitting besides me using a
calculator :P:P

Can u tell me excatly whr iz ur heart

Biology sir.
Can u tell me excatly whr iz ur heart
all boys shout loudly.
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In girls campus :D
sir smiled and said mine tooo... :D :p

Life taught me lot of Lessons

Life taught me lot of Lessons..
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But I bunked those Classes too :D

Dear math, stop asking me

Dear math, stop asking me to find your x.

She's not coming back...Saali :D

1 Tarf Paisa aur 1 Tarf Dimagh

NOw Something Funny......

Teacher 2 Student: 1 Tarf Paisa aur 1 Tarf Dimagh ho tu kya lo gy?

Student: Paisa. . .

Teacher: Galat main hota tu Dimagh leta. . .

Student: xactly Sir, jis k pas jo nai hoga woh wohi ly ga na :P:D

Teacher Shwkxxx
Students Rwkxxxx ;).

Smtimez its better to bunk a class

Smtimez its better to bunk a class and have fun with friends..
Bcoz..
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Today when i look back..
Marks never make me laugh but memories do!:-)