Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Intelligent Wife

Intelligent Wife
Bv:
Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi
Husband :
Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt H
Patni:
Pata Hai,
Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle
WaleMeLaga Diya Hai�.
:
Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi
Husband :
Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt H
Patni:
Pata Hai,
Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle
WaleMeLaga Diya Hai�.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Na Koi Meri Manzil Hai Na Kinara

Na Koi Meri Manzil Hai Na Kinara,
Tanhai Meri Mehfil Or Yaaden Mera Sahara
Unsey Bichar Kar Kuch YOun Waqt Guzra,
Kabhi Zindagi Ko Tarsey To Kabhi Maut Ko Pukara..

Sunday, January 20, 2013

A Touchy Love Story

A Touchy Love Story........:(
A Girl Was Tired Of Her Boyfriend's Msgs Which
Always Said- I Love U, I Miss U....
One Night She Received A Msg FroM HiM But
Didn't Read It, Insted She Slept....
Next Day She Got A Call FroM Her Boyfriend's
MoM Who Said....
That Her Son Had A Car Accident & Died Last
Night....
She Then Read The Msg In Which It Was Written,
"Dear Please CoMe In Front Of yourHouse, I Met
With An Accident & Its My Last Wish To See U
Plz.....:'(

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Tujhay Khiraaj-e-Mohabbat

Tujhay Khiraaj-e-Mohabbat Adda kroon ga Zaroor

Zara Main Yaad To Kar Loon Koi Wafa Teri..!!

Mohabbat Wo Barish Hai

Mohabbat Wo Barish Hai� Jisy Choney Ki Khwahish Main�
 
Hatheliyan To Geeli Ho Jati Hai Magr Haath Khali Reh Jate Hain�

Friday, January 18, 2013

Hota Hai Raaz-E-Ishq-O-Mohabbat

Hota Hai Raaz-E-Ishq-O-Mohabbat In Hi Se Faash...!!!!

Ankhain Zuban Nahin Hain Magar Be-Zubaan Bhi Nahi

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari�

Na Kar Mohabbat Mohabbat

Na Kar Mohabbat Mohabbat Tere Bas Ki Baat Nai
Jo Kare Mohabbat Wao Dil Tere Pass Nai
To Tu KhaTi The Wafa DAr Hon Main
afsoos Bewafai Bhe Tere PAss Nai..!!!

Guzrey Hain Aashiqui Main

Guzrey Hain Aashiqui Main Hum Aise Makaam Say.
Kay Nafrat Si Ho Gayi Hai MOHABBAT Kay Naam Say.......

Best shopping

Best shopping:

Husband ne
paan khareed kr wife ko khanay k liye dia

Wife:
Ap ne apne liye Q nhi liya?

Husband:
main to waisay b khamosh reh sakta hoon

Izhaar-E-Muhabbat Pe Ajab

Izhaar-E-Muhabbat Pe Ajab Haal Tha Un Ka
 
Ankhein Tu Raza-Mand Thi , Lab Soch Rahe They!!

pee kay gaari mat chalana

Gf:"pee kay gaari mat chalana
bohat
accident ho rahe hai..
.
.
Bf:"Thnks baby, u are so caring..:)
.
.
Frnd:"Pee kay gaari mat chala yar
bohat accident horahe hai
.
.
Boy:"Saale apne Baap ko mat
sikha...:p :O :D :D

She said to me ILOVE YOU

She said to me:'I LOVE YOU':)
i said....
oh my GOD!!!! what a co-incidence!:O
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
i love my self too.... :p ;)
bechari ki bolti band ho gai :D ;)

Mujhe chaand teri talab nahi

Mujhe chaand teri talab nahin, teri roshni bari door hai.....

Mujhe jis chiraagh se pyar tha, mera sb kuch usi ne jala dya.......
, teri roshni bari door hai.....

Mujhe jis chiraagh se pyar tha, mera sb kuch usi ne jala dya.......

Classic Insult

Classic Insult :
.
.
Once a boy Uploaded a photo
holding a dog
on Facebook..
.
Girl commented : "Which one is
you?"
.
Boy replied : "The One holding
you.." ;) :P :D