If you want to see how fast your

If you want to see how fast your
mother can run?
Just tell her:
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Ammi ! Doodh ubal gya ;-)

1 Tarf Paisa aur 1 Tarf Dimagh

NOw Something Funny......

Teacher 2 Student: 1 Tarf Paisa aur 1 Tarf Dimagh ho tu kya lo gy?

Student: Paisa. . .

Teacher: Galat main hota tu Dimagh leta. . .

Student: xactly Sir, jis k pas jo nai hoga woh wohi ly ga na :P:D

Teacher Shwkxxx
Students Rwkxxxx ;).

Smtimez its better to bunk a class

Smtimez its better to bunk a class and have fun with friends..
Bcoz..
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Today when i look back..
Marks never make me laugh but memories do!:-)

I'm having heart surgery today

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.

Boy: I know.

Girl: I love you!

Boy: I love you more, much more!

.........After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.

Girl: Where is he?

Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?

Girl: What? (She starts crying)

Father: I'm just kidding, he went to the toilet! :P

Ek Main Or Ek Tu

Ek Main Or Ek Tu ^_^
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Baki sub ka fittay mu :P ;)