People who get up early and take a shower

People who get up early
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Truly deserves NISHAN E HAIDER :P

What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane.
You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,
all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?

Applicant: Err....I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.

kanjus ki shaadi

EK kanjus ek dusre kanjus ki shaadi mein gaya.

shaadi waale ghar k 2 Darwaze theyy,
1 pe Rishtedar, dusre pe Dost likha tha.

kanjus, Dost wale darwaze se enter huwa.

Aage phir 2 darwaze theyy,
1 pe Ladies dosre pe Gents likha tha.
kanjus, Gents wale darwaze se enter hua.

Wahan 2 aur darwaze theyy.
1 pe Gift dene wala, doosre pe Bina gift wala likha tha.

kanjus Bina giftwaale darwaze mein enter ho gaya!
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Jab dekha to kanjus, bahar gali me khada tha!

Aurrr wahan likha tha: 'Sharm to nhi aa rahi hogi ?

What is breakup??

What is breakup??
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When a jaan becomes jaanwar:-D:-@..
And a cutiie bec0me kuttiie

Snake Facebook chat kartay huwey

2 Snake Facebook chat kartay huwey

1st Snake: Fussssss

2nd Snake:
Fusssssss

1st Snake: Fussss Fusssss

2nd Snake: Fussss Fusssssss

1st Snake: Fusss Fusss Fussss

2nd Snake: Fussss Fussss Fussssss

1st Snake: Bow Bow Bow

2nd Snake: Salay phlay he pta chal gya tha Fake id ha
Blocked

Shadi Kab Karni Hai

Ladkewale : Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai, Shadi Kab Karni Hai?
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Ladkiwale : Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai.
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Ladkewale : Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota baccha hai,
jo books Phaar dega:D

Moral of Karan Johar Movies

Moral of Karan Johar
Movies...!
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1.Kuch Kuch Hota Hai : Love ur
friend.

2. Kabhi Khushi Kabhi
Gham :Love ur Family.

3. Kal ho naa ho : Love ur
Neighbour.

4. Kabhi Alvida na Kehna :Love
Others Wives.

5. Student of The Year : Love
ur buddy's GF !

Agr 1 aam k darakht par 10 kelay

Teacher:
Agr 1 aam k darakht par 10 kelay lage hain
or un mei se 7 amrud torr liye
tou kitne kharboze bache ?

student: sir 9 Hathi

teacher: wah tmhay kesy pata chala?

student: sir q k me aaj tifin mai Gobi ki sabzi laya hun

Moral:
Rozana brush karo warna petrol mehnga ho jayay ga...

f There is a Single Euro in Your Pocket

Shakespeare Said If There is a Single Euro in Your Pocket Then
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Convert it Into Pakistani Currency & Buy a Pepsi of Rs. 75 Te 20 Rupy De Pakore v Le Lena.

The Most Embarrassing Moment For A Girl

The Most Embarrassing Moment For A Girl...
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Jab Wo Apni Mom Ko Apne Frnds Ki Pic Dikha Rahi Ho
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Aur Jese Hi Uske ''BF'' Ki Pic Samne Aye To Uski Mom Kahe
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''Ye Bhangi Sa Kaun Hai!!'' :P

Hahahahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahaha :P :D

Best shopping

Best shopping:

Husband ne
paan khareed kr wife ko khanay k liye dia

Wife:
Ap ne apne liye Q nhi liya?

Husband:
main to waisay b khamosh reh sakta hoon

She said to me ILOVE YOU

She said to me:'I LOVE YOU':)
i said....
oh my GOD!!!! what a co-incidence!:O
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i love my self too.... :p ;)
bechari ki bolti band ho gai :D ;)

FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA

A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
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He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner...
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Bill Rs. 3000/-
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He Was Unable To Pay!!!
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Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
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He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!!
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Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!!hahaahahaahahaha

There is nothing more expensive than a female tear

There is nothing more expensive than a female
tear.....
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When a single drop comes out,it first mixes with "loreal"
eyeliner and "Dior" mascara ;)
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then when it comes down to cheek....
it mixes with D&G blusher :)
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and in case it touches the lips,,
it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick
this means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs.1500 :D

hum dono kuch arsay tak sath

Boy to Gir�: hum dono kuch arsay tak sath reh lety hain,agar mizaaj miley to shadi kar lain, agar koi ghalti hue to alag ho jayen gay..
GIRL: Ghalti kis k pas rahy ge :) :P

Though bad he is my friend

Though bad he is my friend and besides all he is my love
and why should i complain about the handsome
Instead i will say welcome him 1 lac times�

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Samajh nahi aya na?�?

mujhe pta tha paindu tumhe smjh nhi aana,
 chalain ap ko Punjabi main samjhata hun..

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..O MARA AY TE MARA SAHI YAR JO HAY
KUJH V HOVAY O SADA PIYAR JO HAY
KIUN SOHNAY DA GILLA KARAN O MAIN TA LAKH VARI
BISMILAAH KARAN.. :

If you want to see how fast your

If you want to see how fast your
mother can run?
Just tell her:
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Ammi ! Doodh ubal gya ;-)