Agr 1 aam k darakht par 10 kelay

Teacher:
Agr 1 aam k darakht par 10 kelay lage hain
or un mei se 7 amrud torr liye
tou kitne kharboze bache ?

student: sir 9 Hathi

teacher: wah tmhay kesy pata chala?

student: sir q k me aaj tifin mai Gobi ki sabzi laya hun

Moral:
Rozana brush karo warna petrol mehnga ho jayay ga...