REAL LOVE:

REAL LOVE:
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Garmi mein boy ne jab Pasina
GF
ke duptte se pocha to wo
boli:"Dupatta Ganda na karo,
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Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se
poncha to Maa boli:"Ye Ganda
hai, Saaf deti hu... :))
I Love You Amaa

Sirf Mohabatt he nahi dard ka sabab

Sirf Mohabatt he nahi dard ka sabab..
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Kambakht sunday k bad monday b bohat takleef deta hai

What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane.
You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,
all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?

Applicant: Err....I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.

Arey ullu k pathe us mein farak kya hai?

Dad: "Tujhe school se kyun nikala...??
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Pappu: "Sir ne pucha 2 aur 3 kitne hote hain, main bola 5..
Phir pucha aur..3 aur 2...????
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Dad: "Arey ullu k pathe us mein farak kya hai...??
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Pappu : "Exactly, maine bhi ye hi bola thaa...ki "Arey ullu k pathe us mein farak kya hai."

kanjus ki shaadi

EK kanjus ek dusre kanjus ki shaadi mein gaya.

shaadi waale ghar k 2 Darwaze theyy,
1 pe Rishtedar, dusre pe Dost likha tha.

kanjus, Dost wale darwaze se enter huwa.

Aage phir 2 darwaze theyy,
1 pe Ladies dosre pe Gents likha tha.
kanjus, Gents wale darwaze se enter hua.

Wahan 2 aur darwaze theyy.
1 pe Gift dene wala, doosre pe Bina gift wala likha tha.

kanjus Bina giftwaale darwaze mein enter ho gaya!
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Jab dekha to kanjus, bahar gali me khada tha!

Aurrr wahan likha tha: 'Sharm to nhi aa rahi hogi ?

Sweet & Simple Thought

Sweet & Simple Thought:
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�Love is invisible But
can�t be hidden�
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� Don�t Spoil life in LOVE, But 'Don�t miss LOVE in life�

Plz pray for my condition

Plz pray for my condition
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Em getting day by day more nd more...
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Masha Allah

Pretty!!

Attractive!!!

Cute!!

Sweet!!

Beautiful!! :P ;)

What is breakup??

What is breakup??
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When a jaan becomes jaanwar:-D:-@..
And a cutiie bec0me kuttiie

Prolegomena to Any Future Discussion of the Nobel Prize; or, The Only Nobel List You'll Ever Need

Now that the annual suspense is a month behind us and the 2013 Nobel Prize in Literature has been awarded to the impressive and deserving Canadian short story writer Alice Munro rather than (to name a few equally deserving North Americans) Michael Ondaatje, Margaret Atwood, Philip Roth, Thomas Pynchon, Joyce Carol Oates, Cormac McCarthy, William Kennedy, Don DeLillo, John Ashbery, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Peter Matthiessen, Edward Albee, William Gass..., this is perhaps a good time to cast a colder-than-Canadian eye on the Nobel by composing a list of non-Nobel laureates that is even more distinguished than the well-known list of winners. Granted, Beckett and Mann and Faulkner and Hemingway and Sartre and Camus and Grass and Coetzee and many other major, deserving writers have all won the Nobel, but check out the undeniably major writers to whom the Swedish Academy awarded a Hemingwayish nada:

Leo Tolstoy.

Joseph Conrad.

Henry James.

Emile Zola.

Mark Twain.

August Strindberg.

Henrik Ibsen.

Anton Chekhov.

James Joyce.

Marcel Proust.

Virginia Woolf.

Franz Kafka.

Robert Musil.

D. H. Lawrence.

E. M. Forster.

Carlos Fuentes.

Chinua Achebe.

Arthur Miller.

Henry Miller.

Tennessee Williams.

William Carlos Williams.

Jean Genet.

William Gaddis.

Allen Ginsberg.

Jorge Luis Borges.

Andre Breton.

Paul Eluard.

Louis Aragon.

Antonin Artaud.

Federico Garcia Lorca.

Julio Cortazar.

Italo Calvino.

James Baldwin.

Danilo Kis.

Bertolt Brecht.

Mikhail Bulgakov.

Vladimir Nabokov.

W. H. Auden.

W. G. Sebald.

Alain Robbe-Grillet.

Louis Ferdinand Celine.

Ezra Pound.

Simone de Beauvoir.

John Dos Passos.

Paul Celan.

C. P. Cavafy.

It appears as though Tom, Don, Philip and Ol' Cormac are going to be in excellent company either way.