How can I get the salary

Boy: Marry me.. ?
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Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
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Boy: No..
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Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
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Boy: No..
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Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
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Boy: No salary.. but,..
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Girl: No but. You have nothing....
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How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
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Boy: (talk to himself) I hav one villa, 3 property
lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW.?!
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How can I get the salary
when actually I'm the BOSS.

I broke up my relation

I broke up my relation..
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with books ...
Bohat hogya yaaaarr...
Hmary bech main kuch
understanding hi nahi ..

what kills a strong relationship

According to you what kills a strong relationship ?
1. Ego
2. Attitude
3. Lack of understanding
4. Cheating
5. Misunderstanding
6. Doubts
7. Lack of patience
8. Over demanding
9. Reminding past mistakes
10. OTHERS (specify)

PSYCHOLOGISTS SAY:

1. If a person laughs too much, even at stupid things, he is lonely deep inside..
2. If a person sleeps a lot, he is sad..
3. If a person speaks less, but speaks fast, he keeps secrets..
4. If someone can't cry, he is weak..
5. If someone eats in an abnormal manner, he is tense..
6. If someone cries on little things, he is innocent & soft-hearted..
7. If someone becomes angry over silly or petty (small) things, it means he needs love...
Try to understand people more.

Jannat lies under the feet of your mother

At 3 yrs "Mommy, I love you".
At 10, "Mom whatever".
At 16, "My Mom is so annoying".
At 18, "I wanna leave this house".
At 25,"Mom, you were right".
At 30, "I wanna go to Mom's house".
At 50, "I don't wanna lose my Mom".
At 70, "I would give up EVERYTHING for my Mom to be here with me".

Value, love, and take care of her:
your mom is precious, and Jannat
lies under the feet of your mother

The most common issues of aging

The most common issues of aging: The aging process is something that can t be stopped, but being aware of the changes that are happening and adopting a lifestyle that is healthy and good for the aging body.

Teeth Whitening Treatment Can Give You a Perfect Smile

Teeth Whitening Treatment Can Give You a Perfect Smile: Teeth whitening Treatment is a process where you remove any stain or discoloration from the teeth. You can actually buy whitening kits from any drug store or also use the laser technique to get dazzling smile Teeth whitening Treatment is a process where you remove any stain or discoloration from the teeth. You can actually buy whitening kits fro

Tongue Twisters

Tongue Twisters
First, try this simple.Say it at least three times.

She sells seashells on the sea shore.

Now, try this trickier tongue twister.lets see how strong your tongue is !

She sells seashells on the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So, if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Your parents brought you up

Your parents brought you up. Don�t ever bring them down.

Batao zara konsi bahar le k aya

Batao zara konsi bahar le k aya he"January..
Tum to kahty thy buhat veran he "Decmber...!!

People who get up early and take a shower

People who get up early
and take a shower in this weather..,
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Truly deserves NISHAN E HAIDER :P

Larki sirf 2 Logo ki Baat sunti hai

Larki sirf 2 Logo ki Baat Ghor Aur Tawajah se Na Sirf Sunti Hain
Bal'ke Us pr Amal Bhi Krti Hain.
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Tailor & photographer.
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Baki To Wo kisi k Baap Ki Bhi Nahi Sunti...

Without GF, The Earth is Nothing

Without GF, The Earth is Nothing..
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I Mean The (GF) Gravitational
Force..!

Celebrate Happy New Year 2014

A New Year Means New Opportunities
Enjoy Your Life,
Be Happy Every Moment,
Pick Up The Glass
With Champagne And Scream
and Celebrate Happy New Year 2014.